When I got off work yesterday, there was a voice mail on my phone from my girlfriend saying that she'd hurt herself working out and might need to go to the hospital. I jumped in my truck and high-tailed it over to her place to see what exactly she'd done. It seems that while doing one of her tricep workouts, she'd felt a pop in her chest and it hurt whenever she took a deepish breathe or generally moved her arm/torso in any exaggerated motion. I put in a call to First Nurse and we were told that it'd probably be in her best interests to have it checked out by a doctor, so off to the ER we went.
This marks my second ever trip to the ER in Ames, neither for myself coincidentally. The first was to assist in taking Mr. Thunder, on the links over there, to the ER after his arm fell off while punching a box into a dumpster a la Mario Bros. That's right, I'm friends with someone who would seemingly get his ass kicked by an 8 bit overweight plumber, hooray. After his heroic bout with the empty box, he simply turned to my room mate and I as he said "Hey, perhaps maybe we should go to the hospital." Now it seems to me that if my arm where to FALL OFF... I'd address someone for help with a bit more urgency than "hey, you know, when you have a second, if perhaps we could, oh I don't know, go to the hospital, that'd be great." So needless to say, we thought he was kidding. Turns out he wasn't so in the car we go and off the hospital.
Funny thing happens when your arm falls off, you can't very well do much of anything. So once we get to the hospital, another friend and I have to reach into his pocket and get his wallet and fill out all the paper work for him while he just sits there, enjoying the events. Now what they don't tell you in the EMERGENCY ROOM, is that unless you are actually past the threshold of death, it's not an emergency in their eyes. Just please have a seat and we'll be with you in around 2 or 3 hours. Hooray. So my first visit to the hospital in Ames consisted of one friend being carted off somewhere for the better part of the evening, and the other friend and I critiquing the wonderful picture of flowers on their waiting room wall. Good times.
Back to my second trip.... My girlfriend and I arrive to the ER at about 5:00 in the afternoon. We check in, fill out some paper work and commence waiting. Then we wait some more. After about an hour a nurse asks for her and she checks her heart rate and all that fun stuff and then we..... return to waiting. Hot damn, I could have applied for a degree in waiting. Amazingly however, in the amount of time (5 minutes) she was getting her vitals checked out, the waiting room turned into day care. Holy crap there were a lot of little kids in there, and lucky for all parties involved (if you were under 3) the only channel in the waiting room was Disney. *Sigh* I know for a fact when I was a kid, we had good shows. Have you seen the stuff on there now? I HAVE! Because when you have to wait over two hours to be seen by a doctor in the EMERGENCY ROOM, you can watch a lot of frickin Disney Channel. Anywho, like I said, we waited a little over two hours before being ushered to see an actual doctor, that visited for approximately 5 minutes. Grrrr. On the bright side it's nothing serious, just a pulled muscle or cartilage that will heal in about a week, in the meantime, hello Ibuprofin.