So last Saturday night, after watching both the Chiefs and the Cyclones play like dookie, my girlfriend and I watched the Sound of Music on ABC (which when combined with commercials is 4 hours long, they just don't make films like that any more) Well, I guess the Lord of the Rings were pretty long, but they sure as hell didn't break out into song to explain the dire situations they continuously found themselves in. Coincidentally, this fact brings me to the interesting question that was posed to me that evening. After they escaped from the Nazis and were climbing the hill (pronounced "Freaking mountain!"), my girlfriend turns to me and asks why I've never professed my love to her in song. Huh, interesting question. Well, not interesting so much as odd I suppose. I'm fairly certain I've never professed much of anything in song, other than how Frosty was a jolly, happy soul. I guess there was that time that I exclaimed to the world how exciting it was that Santa Clause was coming to town. But beyond that, I've never professed anything else in song. What an odd kind of world it would be if we all walked around and spontaneously burst into song. In fact, I guess it'd be like the Musical episode of Buffy. (What a splendid lil ditty that was) We'd not only profess out love in song, but also how the dry-cleaners got the mustard out. Perhaps someone should get on that, we have a talk like a pirate day, we should also adopt a "sing about everything" day. Anyway, to answer the question why I've never professed my love in song, I feel the response is something along the lines of 1) It's never occurred to me, 2) I can't sing, 3) I can't write songs, 4) It's never occurred to me, 5) I'd probably laugh too much during the attempt that it wouldn't work anyway, 6) It seems kind of humorously silly, 7) It's never occurred to me, and lastly 8) I can't sing. Have any of you ever professed anything in song? If so, feel free to comment about it, because hot damn, the world wants to know! (Oh, and please provide the lyrics if you have!)