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I'm not sure who you are or what you do, and you should know that I respect you as a person. You may be 20 or 80, male or female, black or white, truth is I don't really care. You see my friend, people like you should not be allowed to live on the third floor. This may come as a giant surprise, but people live below you. In essence, your floor is my ceiling. Now when you do whatever in the hell it is that you do, it shakes my walls, not to mention the pictures placed nicely on them. Aside from this, it is impressively annoying to hear nothing but thumping all my live long day. So please take this to heart when I say that I hope you lose all of your limbs and are reduced to laying in a single location for the duration of your stay here. If you'd like, you can borrow my sword to expedite the process.
Best of Wishes,
Your Downstairs Neighbor
Best of Wishes,
Your Downstairs Neighbor
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Put a mouse in his/her apartment and maybe he/she will be scared away.
Maybe you can bribe the elephant with a bag of peanuts. Oooh, maybe you can train it. The quieter it is, the more peanuts it gets. I would be quite for free peanuts.
PS. What is with the squiggle word verication before publishing my comment? I didn't realize I was on ticketmaster.
oops. I meant to say I would be quiet for peanuts. I also meant to say verification. Silly typos.
Perhaps the peanut thing is worth exploring. This morning was quasi interesting. I think maybe it's a woman who walks around in heels all the damn time, or perhaps it's a guy who doesn't know how to walk softly. I'm not overly sure which it might be.
As for the word squiggle, without it I used to get a lot of comments that were just advertisments and didn't pertain to anything about the blog. This weeds out that tiny little problem. :)
"perhaps it's a guy who doesn't know how to walk softly".....so maybe it's Mr. Blah that lives above you.....
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